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Leo Valdez

Out being awesome.

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[buncho]

[ Indentured servant here! Mafuyu doesn't know where Leo lives, so instead, she proceeds to attempt breaking into his school locker early Thursday morning to shove a glitter bomb inside. Regardless of which she succeeds or gets caught, the attempt was there and if she can't get into his locker, she'll just chuck the bomb at the door and cover half the hallway in glitter and also herself, probably. ]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ okay so that is pretty weird. but it’s high school, these things happen, so whatever. it’s not until he sees mafuyu that leo puts two and two together and he just. cracks up at the sight of her, right there in the hall. ]

[buncho]

[ Ohhhh, she heard that laughter and whips her head right around, recognizing Leo from sometimes going to school once in a while. She looks affronted, but not so much because of the mess of glitter or being laughed at as she strides up to him. ]

You!! You know how much trouble you put me through if you mess with Pitou?!

[commandertoolbelt]

All I did was drop a few cat puns!

[ The instant she starts coming his way, Leo puts his hands in the air as a sign of surrender, but the sincerity of it is undermined by the fact he is still laughing. She looks ridiculous?? ]

So are you supposed to be the indentured servant, or what?

[buncho]

Puns in general are terrible. I'd have kicked your ass if I were in Pitou's place.

[ She stops right in front of him, the thought of just going ahead and kicking his ass anyways not quite out of mind yet, but she has to remember not to fight everybody's battles for them. Even if glitter bombing sort of counts. ]

Anyways, yeah, I'm the indentured servant. More like a coffee gofer most days though.

[commandertoolbelt]

It's not like she was any more helpful when I went up in flames.

[ He shrugs, unbothered, and drops his hands. ]

Do I even want to know how that happened? I thought it was supposed to be illegal or something.

[buncho]

[ Probably, but she waves her hands impatiently, as if slapping away the question to go back to that point he can't just casually mention like that and expect her to ignore it. ]

Who the fuck set you on fire?! ...Did you set you on fire?

[commandertoolbelt]

[ He’s a little peeved at being brushed off like that, but whatever. He just shrugs. ]

No one set me on fire; I woke up like that. Pretty sure it’s a Retrospec thing.

[buncho]

You can't just say "it's a Retrospec thing" to WAKING UP FUCKING ON FIRE??

[ That's even worse, oh my god ]

[commandertoolbelt]

What else am I supposed to say?

[ It’s the only explanation he’s got?? ]

It’s not like anyone got hurt. My sheets were a little singed, but that’s what fire extinguishers are for.

[buncho]

FIRE. HURTS. I'VE BEEN SET ON FIRE BEFORE.

[ Gestures to her legs which are covered by long pants so it doesn't really prove anything anyways, but he can't just act as if he woke up one day, just casually ON FIRE, and calmly picked his way across the room, careful not to bump into anything flammable as he takes the fire extinguisher off the wall and points the nozzle at his own stomach. ]

[commandertoolbelt]

Oh. Yeah, about that... It turns out past me was fire proof and could set himself on fire without getting hurt. So.

[ SHRUG. ]