seasonality ✦ rupert

[commandertoolbelt]

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[commandertoolbelt]

Neither do I! It's all "climb the lava wall" and "capture the flag" back at camp. Can confirm younger me would've loved it, but it's kind of funny how they go from that to Theoretical Physics, you know?

[heartlands]

[he nods, but after a second—]

Wait a second, lava walls? Are those a thing? What kind of camp were you going to?

[commandertoolbelt]

[ gravely: ]

Survival camp.

[heartlands]

Okay, I suddenly have a lot more questions. Like, first off and most importantly, why did you go to a survival camp?

[commandertoolbelt]

Because apparently it's the safest place in the world for people like me. And I've got brothers and sisters there, too.

[heartlands]

...A camp that has lava walls as a normal fixture is the safest place in the world for you? Sorry, I don't think I get it.

[commandertoolbelt]

When stepping outside of the camp boundaries means monsters will be hunting you down no matter where you go? Yeah, it's the safest place. It's not as bad as it sounds, I swear.

[heartlands]

[making a face]

It's always monsters...

[commandertoolbelt]

[ ah but leo is just laughing ]

Right? It gets so old, You'd think they'd get some better ideas after living for a few millenia, but they're always out there trying to kill or eat the heroes!

[heartlands]

[after a second, he laughs.]

Seriously! They could pick up chess, they could learn to play the piano, they could get a multitude of other productive hobbies, but noooo.