[ this is not how i expected their bonding to go but i'll take it ]

Ha! I wish. Any of them that might have helped went and locked themselves away on Mt. Olympus - my dad can't even talk to me with his bootleg radio dreams anymore. And any gods that haven't are almost all on Gaea's side, which means they're trying to kill us. One of them blasted me off my ship right before I woke up here, actually.