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seasonality ✦ daycare: week 6, tuesday

[ well you guys asked for a party and weed brownies so here we are. leo’s made fresh brownies! they are not marked as weed brownies, and they look so innocent. they smell so delicious. have some! ]

So, while we’re waiting around with nothing to do - why don’t we have some fun? We played some games and did stargazing last week to lighten the mood, but we have a waterpark.

- And maybe we can do Wang Lu’s thing and get the new rule out of the way, while we’re at it.

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Ooh, um... Never have I ever not gotten engaged on my eighteenth birthday.

[byleth is giggling nearly nonstop as she raises her hand.]

That's very romantic.

It was!

[there's a long string of gay thoughts as he shoots her]

Edited (my words) 2021-07-21 00:06 (UTC)

[she applauds! it's just her clapping one hand against her watergun, though.]

That's so fuckin' specific.

[Like Bradley wasn't targeting Iris.

...

He has to think about this though.]

Specific means I win!

[He's still thinking emojis for a while...

He doesn't raise his hand.]

[shoots him anyways]

I don't believe you!

I don't remember when I got proposed to!

[It's been 600+ years?!

Also he just shoots him right back.]

The statistical likelihood of it happening on your eighteenth birthday is virtually nonexistent! Cheater!

[still laughing]

It happened a lot!

[With the same guy.]

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Oh right, I'd heard you had someone at home! Congratulations!

[ she lifts a hand because yeah. ]

Thanks! He's pretty amazing.

[there's just a long string of gay thoughts before he shoots her]

Edited 2021-07-21 02:05 (UTC)

[Raises his hand because duh.]

Engaged is like married right?

Kind of! It's like, the step before marriage where you know you want to get married but you have to plan a wedding.

Humans really like to make a big deal out of choosing a mate.

That is the weirdest possible way you could have said it.

[shoots him]

[Sputters!]

Well that's what it is, isn't it?

That is... not always the purpose of marriage, no.

[don't think anything weird don't think anything weird don't think anything weird—]

—You're engaged?

I was engaged. I was married for a while, too.

Wow... You should tell me all about that.

[but for now he shoots him]

[ squinting ]

Does I count if I'm not even eighteen yet?

[deeply thoughtful for a few moments]

Okay, here's what I came up with. If you can promise me that you're going to get engaged on your eighteenth birthday I will not shoot you.

[what]

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