seasonality ✦ daycare: week 6, tuesday

[commandertoolbelt]

[ well you guys asked for a party and weed brownies so here we are. leo’s made fresh brownies! they are not marked as weed brownies, and they look so innocent. they smell so delicious. have some! ]

So, while we’re waiting around with nothing to do - why don’t we have some fun? We played some games and did stargazing last week to lighten the mood, but we have a waterpark.

- And maybe we can do Wang Lu’s thing and get the new rule out of the way, while we’re at it.

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[commandertoolbelt]

[ hmmmmm. ]

A couple of dwarves pantsed me in Italy.

[divineimpulse]

[...]

What's "pantsed"?

[commandertoolbelt]

Means they took my belt and my pants fell down.

[divineimpulse]

[commandertoolbelt]

Don't worry, I got it back.

[ he's wearing it! ]

[divineimpulse]

In public?

[this is starting to be very funny.]

[commandertoolbelt]

Mmhm. Yep. Yeah. It was very much in public. But I don't know how many people actually saw.

[divineimpulse]

[she dissolves into giggles.]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ fuck now he's laughing too ]

It wasn't that funny!

[divineimpulse]

[laughter is a feedback loop, and now she's just laughing silently into her hands, and her watergun

and presses the trigger, squirting leo dead-on.]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ he squawks in surprise




and laughs as he shoots byleth right back ]

[divineimpulse]

[they are now just spraying each other with supersoakers and laughing.]

[heartlands]

[laughing from wherever he is]

Wait, why?

[commandertoolbelt]

They just wanted to cause trouble and steal my stuff!

[ little shits. ]

[heartlands]

Rude! Did you get back at them?

[commandertoolbelt]

You bet! I got 'em with a flashbang, really stunned the little guys. Then we sent them to mess with the Romans instead.

[heartlands]

Nice! I mean, nice as long as they didn't actually get hurt.

[a beat, before:]

Truth or dare?

[commandertoolbelt]

I mean, I could have killed them instead, but I was feeling generous.

Dare!

[heartlands]

Please don't kill anything or anyone.

[thinking, thinking...]

Tell someone in this room how much they mean to you! Not me.

[commandertoolbelt]

Well, there's the one goddess, but I do try not to kill people on a regular basis.

...Really taking yourself out of the game, huh? Alright, fine, I"ll figure something out.

[heartlands]

[he laughs]

I don't want it to seem like I'm fishing for a compliment!

[chosenwang]

I hope it was a boxers day.

[commandertoolbelt]

[ winks! ]

Secret.