seasonality ✦ daycare: week 6, tuesday

[commandertoolbelt]

[ well you guys asked for a party and weed brownies so here we are. leo’s made fresh brownies! they are not marked as weed brownies, and they look so innocent. they smell so delicious. have some! ]

So, while we’re waiting around with nothing to do - why don’t we have some fun? We played some games and did stargazing last week to lighten the mood, but we have a waterpark.

- And maybe we can do Wang Lu’s thing and get the new rule out of the way, while we’re at it.

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[headsplitter]

Who the hell would you kiss in this place?

[ Because everyone keeps asking about kissing so it's all that comes to his mind. ]

[battling]

What, in the daycare? Nobody. None of you are my type.

[headsplitter]

You gotta pick. Them's the rules, apparently. [ Byleth decreed. ]

[battling]

[Absolutely nobody.]

... Mister Monster?

[ercnerd]

[From his spot in the daycare, Sieghart shouts all too proudly:]

That's right! That's me!

[battling]

That's you!

[headsplitter]

Wait, what the fuck? Why is he Mister Monster?

[battling]

Cause his ID had him call himself a monster. So he's Mr. Monster now.

[headsplitter]

Your nicknames... suck!

[battling]

I didn't ask!

[Shut up!]

[headsplitter]

I don't need to be asked, this is an independent thought!

[battling]

Whatever, pick one.

[headsplitter]

Truth.

[ercnerd]

[Returning a moment later with a pair of large shorts, Sieghart kneels down on the ground while Bradley is engaged and reaches for one of the latter's ankles.]

[battling]

[I'm very sorry, but Bradley's first instinct is to kick him.]

[ercnerd]

[Sieghart is too high to dodge, so the kick bowls him over with an abrupt ah on his end. He hauls himself upright with an all too amused look.]

. . . I have to put these on you for a dare!

[battling]

Who fuckin' dared ya that?

[ercnerd]

Aikawa.

[Sieghart does not know what pantsing means.]

[battling]

[Gestures for the shorts.

Which he will put on over his pants.]

[ercnerd]

[This is hilarious. It takes Sieghart two attempts to get back onto his feet—he falls down the first time, because his stomach hurts from so much laughter—and stumble back over to Aikawa.]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ claps him on the shoulder. ]

Congratulations!

[ercnerd]

[He beams at Leo.]

Thanks!

[That's me! The monster who got everyone killed!]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ ...concerning, but that's probably none of my business. ]

You're welcome! How do you feel about therapy?

[ercnerd]

[He pauses to look at Leo, then all but chokes on his own laughter like he's heard the best joke of all time.]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ the thoughts are pleased. sieg laughed! ]