seasonality ✦ daycare: week 6, tuesday

[commandertoolbelt]

[ well you guys asked for a party and weed brownies so here we are. leo’s made fresh brownies! they are not marked as weed brownies, and they look so innocent. they smell so delicious. have some! ]

So, while we’re waiting around with nothing to do - why don’t we have some fun? We played some games and did stargazing last week to lighten the mood, but we have a waterpark.

- And maybe we can do Wang Lu’s thing and get the new rule out of the way, while we’re at it.

Comments

[ercnerd]

[This should upset him, but all it does is make him laugh.]

Show some respect. I know more than you!

[headsplitter]

You didn't even know what pantsing was!

[ercnerd]

I can't know every little thing you kids get up to.

[headsplitter]

And this is why you're a grandpa.

[ercnerd]

Stop calling me old!

[headsplitter]

Stop acting old!

[ercnerd]

I'm not acting!

[headsplitter]

So you just are old?

[ CATCH-22?! ]

[ercnerd]

[He reaches up to bop Caiman on the head with a fist.]

Shut up! Age doesn't matter!

[headsplitter]

[ Who's CAIMAN huh he's AIKAWA bicth! ! !! ]

Then stop calling everyone else 'kids'!

[ercnerd]

[No. He's Caiman now.]

But you are!

[headsplitter]

[ Yeah turn him back into Caiman and erases all graveyard CR. ]

I'm 26!

[heartlands]

[very seriously, looking between sieghart and tsuyukusa]

Sieghart, are you a tree? My dad's a tree, too.

[WHAT]

[branches]

Your dad's a tree??

[COUSIN???]

[heartlands]

Yeah! Weird, right?

[PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS]

[branches]

Like a tree spirit? Or just a regular tree?

[heartlands]

A... person tree! Like, he could talk, but he was definitely a tree. Haha, curses are wild.

[branches]

Curses... he was cursed to be a tree? That's rude.

[heartlands]

[waving a hand]

No, it's fine, he deserved it. He was the worst.

[branches]

Then it's just an insult to trees??

[heartlands]

Oh...

[a long pause, before he nods]

I'm so sorry... I didn't mean to offend you by having a tree dad. A dad tree.

[branches]

Trees are good.
[Just nodding.]

[heartlands]

Most of them!

[ercnerd]

[Sieghart thinks there's nothing weird about Rupert's father being a tree.]

I'm a Highlander! No Highlander is a tree.

[He pauses.]

If we were trees, they would've burned faster.

[heartlands]

[nodding seriously]

Oh, yeah, that makes sense...