seasonality ✦ daycare: week 6, tuesday

[commandertoolbelt]

[ well you guys asked for a party and weed brownies so here we are. leo’s made fresh brownies! they are not marked as weed brownies, and they look so innocent. they smell so delicious. have some! ]

So, while we’re waiting around with nothing to do - why don’t we have some fun? We played some games and did stargazing last week to lighten the mood, but we have a waterpark.

- And maybe we can do Wang Lu’s thing and get the new rule out of the way, while we’re at it.

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[headsplitter]

[ IS HE MAKING THE DUCK VOICE WITH HIS OWN MOUTH. ]

Holy shit, why don't we get one of those? Shit, if only we had vouchers!

[ Snickering. ]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ I WISH ]

Oh my gods, we could have left a ton of those in Fall!

[ missed opportunity! ]

[headsplitter]

[ He snickers. ]

Fall has an anti-grav room, imagine those things floating around in there.

[commandertoolbelt]

What?! Man, that sounds so cool! There'd be no way to avoid hitting the chickens, though. They'd just be screaming, constantly.

[headsplitter]

Exactly.

[commandertoolbelt]

Man, now I really wish we had vouchers over here. This is such a waste of a great idea!

[headsplitter]

Could always send it as an idea for them to do. Can't hurt to send it as a 'p.s.' note.

[commandertoolbelt]

But who would we send that to? Someone from Fall would have to let anyone in, and I'm pretty sure Kon lost those privileges after we took their beds.

[headsplitter]

That was you? Oh, you fun-loving dorm kids and your stealing antics!

[ 'The couches... it started 'cause I - he let Claude...' ]

Who's nice enough? Maybe Caleb could be a double agent. 'Cause former Fall.

[commandertoolbelt]

All of Winter worked together for that one. Pooled coupons and stuff for it and left some bread and a cow in their common room.

[ we didn't touch the couches, though. ]

We'd probably have better luck getting someone from another dorm in on it. They've been calling Caleb a traitor for helping us with that.

[headsplitter]

[ 'The cow... stolen idea... fucking Caleb...!' ]

Wow! The bread's a nice gift at least, wow these prank wars, so heartwarming. Maybe Spring will have a grand old time putting geese there.

[ Mind's on geese... ]

[commandertoolbelt]

They used our bread for their maid cafe.

Maybe. Now that Claude's moved to Summer, they don't have any beef with Spring, right?

[headsplitter]

I dunno, old feelings remain? Spring Dorm is still Spring Dorm in name. Maybe Claude tainted it forever.

[commandertoolbelt]

Ohhh, I see. In that case, Summer has also been marred forever. How could Claude do this?

[headsplitter]

Right? What a dick. [ 'Duckpile on Summer? No... they've had a lot...' ] Maybe ducks in Claude's room only.

[commandertoolbelt]

That one would be way easier to swing. We could suggest it to Mabel? I bet she'd be on board.

[headsplitter]

Why not? Maybe she'll get a kick out of it. They could use some good, harmless laughs.

I may as well send her one again this week, you can totally hitch a letter ride.

[commandertoolbelt]

And rubber chickens are better than a squirrel infestation.

But yeah, definitely! I have to at least say hi.

[headsplitter]

Damn, this school loves its squirrels and geese a little bit too much, don't you think? Maybe it would've been better if they were friendlier but they're little menaces!

Sure, sure thing. I'll definitely include a big hello from you.