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[commandertoolbelt]

Leo Valdez

Out being awesome.

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[usurpers]

how fast can you fix a front door tear

[commandertoolbelt]

depends on how bad it is
what did you do

[usurpers]

how is it always something I did???

[ *breathe*, boy. ]

some girl at the dojo threw an axe at it

[commandertoolbelt]

remember that conversation about punching walls

[ okay but. he has to just stop for a minute and stare at that text because holy shit?? ]

who the hell goes around chucking axes at cars
was this dante's training thing?

[usurpers]

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lunatics
but it was yea
also left a dent on my hood

[commandertoolbelt]

[ HE KNOWS THE TRUTH ]

i have never been happier to skip those meetings

anyway we can probably fix the hood pretty easily if it's just a dent
but the door will take more time, maybe up to a week or so
depending on how bad the tear is we might have to just replace the whole thing

[usurpers]

[ he just sends

a picture of the massive hole in his door ]

better off replaced y/n

[commandertoolbelt]

holey shit
emphasis on the holey
yeah that's going to have to be replaced sorry dude

[usurpers]

money isn't the problem but
what the shit for throwing that around outside
still had the nerve to come back and kick me

[commandertoolbelt]

they ruined your car AND kicked you??
rip in pieces whoever they are

you’re lucky it’s just body damage and not internal
if i put the order in today it should take about a week for it to arrive
after that i can have it fixed within a few days

[usurpers]

at least i remembered something

[ even if it wasn't. That great. It wasn't great at all. ]

do what you need to do, i'll call insurance

[commandertoolbelt]

finally catching up to the rest of us huh
what’d you remember?

[usurpers]

getting the shit kicked out of me by a guy named levi
i don't know i was on trial for .... something
i was chained up and couldn't do anything

[commandertoolbelt]

well that brings a new meaning to kicking a guy while he’s down

[usurpers]

tell me about it he even said that
or something like that

what kinds have you gotten since you've had the app

[commandertoolbelt]

weird ones mostly
but there’s stuff from greek myths so i think it kind of comes with the territory

[ there have been some pretty bad ones too, but he's not ready to talk about those yet. ]

[usurpers]

like hercules?

[commandertoolbelt]

yeah, that guy
i never met him but i guess i knew people who did
mostly i remember the labyrinth and some stuff that happened there
everything else has been pretty random so far