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[commandertoolbelt]

Leo Valdez

Out being awesome.

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[commandertoolbelt]

[ is this like a muffin man thing ]

does he live in drury lane

[frostythehitman]

If that's what we're calling the Air Force barracks now, then yeah, sure.

[commandertoolbelt]

the air force?
wait
is eren the muffin man

[frostythehitman]

[ Wait. Duncan only just moved on post, he shouldn't know who Eren is.

This is when James realizes that he is not texting Duncan. ]

Damn it, not again.

No of course it's not Eren. Just pretend I didn't say anything.

[commandertoolbelt]

oh no
there’s no way i’m just letting that go
you can't just call someone "the weewoo guy" and not explain it
especially not EREN
c'mon james don't leave me hanging

[frostythehitman]

Alright, fine.

You know in August when all the water came back? The ships that used to be in it dropped out of the sky from nowhere but no one cared because they're not on Retrospec. This guy made a huge fuss about it though and I guess his TI got so pissed off with him that he made him run laps around the entire base going "weewoo" over and over.

But it wasn't Eren.

[ Except for the part where the only two Retrospec people who live on base are himself and Eren. But look, Leo probably doesn't know that! ]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ joke’s on you, james ]

right, sure
it’s not like there aren’t a ton of people on the network who live on the base anyway
oh wait

i’m totally installing an alarm in his car next time he brings it in

[frostythehitman]

You better take video of it, I need proof.

But if he asks, you didn't hear it from me. I promised I wouldn't tell anyone about it.

[commandertoolbelt]

eren’s been bringing his car to me for years
if he doesn’t know i’d do something like that just for laughs by now then that’s on him
your secret’s safe with me

[frostythehitman]

Good.

You ever do anything else to his car like that?

[commandertoolbelt]

when i found out he got accepted into the air force i added a mechanism to it that spat out confetti from the AC

[frostythehitman]

Holy crap. You're my new hero.

[commandertoolbelt]

the funniest part is somehow he never expects it and he just falls right into it
and then he gets mad but what else is new
i'm pretty sure he secretly liked the confetti though

[frostythehitman]

Was it sparkly confetti? If it wasn't sparkly then you're dead to me.

[commandertoolbelt]

who do you think i am
of course it was the sparkly kind
and i got the rainbow colored stuff too for extra effect

[frostythehitman]

Good. Do you do parties? Because I could use something like that for my sister's birthday.

And embarrassing other soldiers here and there.

[commandertoolbelt]

funny you should ask
turns out past me invented this instant party button with confetti and a disco ball and everything
so yeah i think i can do parties

[frostythehitman]

Are you telling me you remember an instant party button, or that you actually have an instant party button already?