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[commandertoolbelt]

Leo Valdez

Out being awesome.

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[commandertoolbelt]

look i know you're pretty much covering my paycheck singlehandedly
but the last time you came to me like this someone put an axe through the side

dare i ask how bad is bad

[usurpers]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ holy- ]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ you know, he really shouldn’t be surprised. eren has a knack for destroying his favorite car, or at least for parking it in the wrong place at the wrong time ]

[commandertoolbelt]

how

[ at least he gets paid well for this ]

[usurpers]

one of the monsters from the fog tried to get in
had to use it as a distraction

[commandertoolbelt]

okay maybe i don’t have any room to talk here but
what kind of monsters were you seeing out there dude?
i don’t even know if i can fix that
but if i do and you go and destroy it next month too then i'm installing armor

[usurpers]

can you install armor

[ like. like a transformer. leo if this is true he will just ]

i was patrolling to help people out, so. a lot. the one that wrecked the car was a flying dog, with a sword. it was trying to attack the person with me.
i saw a giant robot, a thorn monster, someone’s mom, and doctors going after people.
the only one that went for me was..... me, as a kid.

[commandertoolbelt]

well i’ve never done it for a car but it can’t be that hard
i’ll see what i can do but it’s definitely going to be in the garage for awhile

[ don’t tell him that because he would 100% turn the camaro into a transformer if he could ]

and i thought mine were rough
you had to fight yourself?
that’s messed up

[usurpers]

i’m going to get a bike in the meantime so
take as long as you need to

[ one day . . . he’ll have a sleek black bumblebee all for him ]

it was a little freaky
but i don’t blame him for fighting, i’d do the same thing

[commandertoolbelt]

just don’t go wrecking the bike too

[ he only has so much time on his hands here! but surely it isn’t a huge leap to go from building battle robots to transformers?? ]

knowing you?
i am not even a little surprised

[usurpers]

[ someone should """"accidentally"""" give eren a weed brownie one day just so he can rant about the pros of having a transformer and why his car should become one. ]

i won’t dude
but what do you mean

[commandertoolbelt]

what do you mean, what do i mean?
you’re one of the most fighty people i know
if there was a fight me emoji it would probably be your face

[usurpers]

hah
there’s always a good reason
but i’ll get in a lot more trouble for that these days

[commandertoolbelt]

okay sure but you just said you fought yourself
do you have self-esteem issues eren
is that what you're telling me
because i can fix your car but i can't fix you

[usurpers]

what no??
fighting a memory has nothing to do with self esteem
fog
whatever

[ spoiler: he’s actually having a low key crises ]

[commandertoolbelt]

but if the memory you're fighting is yourself it's different though
probably

[usurpers]

the memory wasn’t of me fighting myself i was fighting other people
the fog was just messing with it

[commandertoolbelt]

oh, yeah, it did that to me too
i didn't have to fight myself though
good thing too because i probably would've lost