[ Gestures to her legs which are covered by long pants so it doesn't really prove anything anyways, but he can't just act as if he woke up one day, just casually ON FIRE, and calmly picked his way across the room, careful not to bump into anything flammable as he takes the fire extinguisher off the wall and points the nozzle at his own stomach. ]
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[ It’s the only explanation he’s got?? ]
It’s not like anyone got hurt. My sheets were a little singed, but that’s what fire extinguishers are for.
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[ Gestures to her legs which are covered by long pants so it doesn't really prove anything anyways, but he can't just act as if he woke up one day, just casually ON FIRE, and calmly picked his way across the room, careful not to bump into anything flammable as he takes the fire extinguisher off the wall and points the nozzle at his own stomach. ]
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[ SHRUG. ]