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Leo Valdez

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[commandertoolbelt]

[ this is his life now i guess. ]

that'd be more productive than literally any other conversation i've had about this so far

[ everyone else has been USELESS. except maybe eren. he can stay. but uh. where to start. ]

so... are we still in the same class?

[alitaba]

[ That’s because none of them can really say they’ve been waiting their entire life for this moment ]

Of course!!!!

[ Oh shit now she has to think of questions though]

Did we still blow up the science lab?

[commandertoolbelt]

every time we had a hands-on assignment until they banned us from the lab?
you bet

[ at least some things are about the same. he's still going to dance around the other question in the back of his mind, though. ]

so you work for dante
that's new
what do you do for him?

[alitaba]

That room will never be the same (*´艸`*)

[ It’s not dithering, it’s easing themselves into hard hitting questions ]

With Dante!! with!!!
we’re the sound crew for Polly

have you met Polly before??

[commandertoolbelt]

now it'll just have to suffer in lameness for all eternity

[ well he's not going to bring it up if she doesn't ]

it's weird to me that he works at all
and no
do they want a cracker

[alitaba]

you say this like it's going to stop us

[ don't rely on her!!!! ]

???
really????
it's weirder to think of him not
you should tell me all about it

and
polly probably does tbh


NO NOT THAT POLLY
Apollo!! You know, the singer?

[commandertoolbelt]

like we can’t find something way cooler to do than they could ever think of

[ l a u g h s ]

you say that but the dante i know is rich and never worked a day in his life
like, he drives an audi
custom add-ons and all
and he’s just my client, not my brother

[ even though they kind of act like brothers anyway but WE’RE NOT DISCUSSING THAT ]

apollo
like
the god?
that apollo?

[alitaba]

i’m sure we can nbd
………
but that’s weird tho
it’s like he got the pod person au

are there more weird darkside aus??

and no? i don’t think he is at least
don't tell me the god sings death metal too
it's justice!!

[ insert a yt link or something here ]

[commandertoolbelt]

from where i’m standing you’re the pod people
dante’s even, like, polite here
and his sense of humor’s busted
my dante would be pissed at how this messes with his whole brand

probably?
who do you want to know about

[ is it bad leo kind of wants to ask about who they think he’s supposed to be in the twilight zone ]

no idea, i don’t know if i’d have ever met the guy
can you imagine a greek god doing that scream singing though
i bet they’d throw some insane concerts

[ give him a minute while he checks this out ]

okay yeah, no, i have no idea who this is
should i know them

[alitaba]

maybe the real pod people are the friends we made along the way
dante??? really??????
at least you've got tons of blackmail now

idk dante's already weird. is there anyone else who's like the total opposite???
you know.
for reasons.

[ emoji eyes @ her the phone. she's waiting for for him to ask t b h ]

i'm sure it'd be earth shattering

huh
your pod person has definitely dropped by to see us at practice before. i wonder where the path would have diverged for that....

[commandertoolbelt]

yeah he's got like this whole image
it goes along with the customized audi
he's going to be so mad when he sees that selfie in a fancy bartender outfit

uhhh well there's eren, he's pretty different
do you know him?
oh, and pen
apparently she's in the military now?
no one i know did like a full 180 besides dante, but a lot of people fell off the network too

if anyone could move heaven and earth it's the gods themselves
and they could probably put on a killer light show, between apollo and zeus

my... pod person?
you mean me, but like... your me?

[ this is so weird to think about what the fuck ]

well i know my futaba doesn't have a job so that's one
maybe this apollo guy was never a singer