seasonality ✦ bradley

[commandertoolbelt]

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week 1, monday.

[commandertoolbelt]

[ leo is here with hot cocoa! none for bradley, but he can have some bougie chocolate if he’s still wearing the costume! ]

I heard chocolate is supposed to be bad for cats, but we can make an exception just this once.

[battling]

Make the exception right now or I'm gonna have t' pull out some claws.

[he is here with his gun, which is just. always on him. forever.]

[commandertoolbelt]

Me-ow. Alright, alright, but we've only got so much! We're going to run out the stock soon.

[ he's lying, there is so much candy and it's all the super fancy kind. leo pulls out a whole handful. ]

How's this?

[battling]

[He makes the stupid little claw with his left hand before taking the chocolate.]

Nah, bet yer candy's never endin'.

[Mm, good chocolate.]

[commandertoolbelt]

I wouldn't say that.

...Think this counts for the Dorm Wars stuff?

[ chocolate is not a meal?? ]

[battling]

D'ya think a handful of chocolates is enough for a meal?

[commandertoolbelt]

It was a joke, dude.

But, while we're here - which one would you pick, when it comes to your clone?

[battling]

[Two options get deleted immediately. Then he's left with the last two and...]

What if it's evil?

[commandertoolbelt]

[ hm the paranoia is strong with this one, huh ]

Okay, well. The closest one for me, I think, would be the self-loathing, so that's fun! Let's go grab a bite, you lie to my face at some point, and we kill two birds with one stone? I'll even make your favorite.

[battling]

Who said I haven't already?

[He'll get up though.]

What kinda food?

[commandertoolbelt]

What would you like?

[battling]

Fried chicken, or any kinda meat.

[commandertoolbelt]

Oh, those are easy. Coming right up!

[ off to the kitchen!! ]

Week 5: Sunday

[battling]

[He's here in the cafe. There's a pendant on the table and he's idly playing with the string bit...

Bradley looks up when Leo comes in.]

So. Miss Knight and Miss Ghost, huh?

[commandertoolbelt]

[ he's going to help himself to some coffee and pretend he actually likes the stuff. ]

...Yeah. Lux got the final hit, I think.

[ him mad ]

[battling]

Not a fan of her, huh?

[He is not getting coffee, it's bitter.]

Fair enough. Kinda surprised, seems like she gets along with most people.

[He continues playing with the string like it's the most interesting thing in the world.]

[commandertoolbelt]

She's never given me a reason to be. Call me the outlier if you want, but no, I don't like her.

What's that? Something from your little adventure in Paris?

[ the necklace. ]

[battling]

Don't think she's got a spine. But it's been weeks since I talked t' her.

[He continues playing with it like a cat.]

Yeah, stole it off the guy who tried t' kill me. Helped him transform into a super powered mouse.

[commandertoolbelt]

[ snort. ]

No, you definitely nailed that one. She wouldn't even say anything - Manwol had to do all the talking.

[ to be fair, leo wouldn't have listened to her, but that's not his point here. ]

A... super-powered mouse. Well, sure. Why not. I've seen weirder things.

[battling]

[Nyaaa.

He completely ignores the noise he made.]

Miss Ghost's better with her words.

[He finally forces himself away from the string.]

Turned into a lot of little versions of himself. What's weirder?

[commandertoolbelt]

She is. That doesn't really make it better, though.

Our field trip involved a crazy naked guy who had skin like steel and a trip to the moon.

[battling]

Dyin' always does.

[Nods thoughtfully]

... Weird.

The moon fuckin' sucks.

[commandertoolbelt]

[ throws his hands in the air ]

Right?! The moon is the worst!

[battling]

Exactly! I can't believe there are people who don't fuckin' hate the moon!

[commandertoolbelt]

I mean, I think they just don't realize how bad it is out there? Most people haven't been out there.