seasonality ✦ yamato

[commandertoolbelt]

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[commandertoolbelt]

i'd like to see you try and stop me!

[ is he serious, is he just messing with yamato, who the fuck knows, i sure don't ]

[ghoststrums]

[ yamato is assuming it's not serious but he has One Fear ]

leo valdez I will steal all your vouchers so help me.

[commandertoolbelt]

you'd have to find them first!

[ghoststrums]

I have my ways.
and there's really not that many places you could hide them anyway.

[commandertoolbelt]

oh, ominous
it's not like you could use them even if you stole them
and what's a megaphone going to cost, anyway, like two?

[ghoststrums]

I don't need to use them, I just need you to not be the one using them.
especially not to buy a megaphone.
no one should own a megaphone.

[commandertoolbelt]

wow
what megaphone hurt you, dude?

[ghoststrums]

every single one of them.

[commandertoolbelt]

he has done nothing wrong, ever, in his life

[ there is a picture of a megaphone attached ]

[ghoststrums]

HOW DID YOU BUY ONE SO FAST

[commandertoolbelt]

[ i wish he could hear leo's cackling ]

here's another fun fact you
they have megaphones in the auditorium
i didn't have to spend a single voucher

[ghoststrums]

why the hell do they have that in the auditorium but I can't find a single cd player anywhere

[commandertoolbelt]

you can't yell "cut" at people with a cd player

[ghoststrums]

you don't yell "cut" at people in theater either

[commandertoolbelt]

and yet, i now have a megaphone that can yell "cut" at anyone with, no matter where we are

[ghoststrums]

you use that megaphone near me and I will shove it down your throat

[commandertoolbelt]

it could come in handy sometime! you don't know!

[ghoststrums]

when. when???

[commandertoolbelt]

date auction
i could be the auctioneer

[ghoststrums]

that's even more of a reason to shove it down your throat

[commandertoolbelt]

what, you don't think i could make a good auctioneer?

[ghoststrums]

I think a "date auction" is a terrible idea in the first place.
why.

[commandertoolbelt]

are you not even a little curious about who’d want to spend more time with you?
or is it more that you don’t think anyone will and you don’t want to be embarrassed?

[ghoststrums]

if someone wants to spend time with me they can just say so.
the whole fake romance routine is getting old. they're obsessed with it.

[commandertoolbelt]

okay, i’ll give you that one
the obsession here IS pretty creepy
but you can’t say they’re off theme this week