seasonality ✦ yamato

[commandertoolbelt]

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[commandertoolbelt]

[ i wish he could hear leo's cackling ]

here's another fun fact you
they have megaphones in the auditorium
i didn't have to spend a single voucher

[ghoststrums]

why the hell do they have that in the auditorium but I can't find a single cd player anywhere

[commandertoolbelt]

you can't yell "cut" at people with a cd player

[ghoststrums]

you don't yell "cut" at people in theater either

[commandertoolbelt]

and yet, i now have a megaphone that can yell "cut" at anyone with, no matter where we are

[ghoststrums]

you use that megaphone near me and I will shove it down your throat

[commandertoolbelt]

it could come in handy sometime! you don't know!

[ghoststrums]

when. when???

[commandertoolbelt]

date auction
i could be the auctioneer

[ghoststrums]

that's even more of a reason to shove it down your throat

[commandertoolbelt]

what, you don't think i could make a good auctioneer?

[ghoststrums]

I think a "date auction" is a terrible idea in the first place.
why.

[commandertoolbelt]

are you not even a little curious about who’d want to spend more time with you?
or is it more that you don’t think anyone will and you don’t want to be embarrassed?

[ghoststrums]

if someone wants to spend time with me they can just say so.
the whole fake romance routine is getting old. they're obsessed with it.

[commandertoolbelt]

okay, i’ll give you that one
the obsession here IS pretty creepy
but you can’t say they’re off theme this week

[ghoststrums]

valentine's day being a theme is only a thing because time is so weird here.
I wonder if they'll skip white day?

[commandertoolbelt]

what's white day

[ghoststrums]

oh, right, america.
valentine's is when girls give chocolate to people, and white day is when boys give it. to make it simple.

[commandertoolbelt]

whaaaat
that sounds so much easier
get good, america!

[ghoststrums]

it's a bit more complicated than I made it sound, but I still think it's better than what I've seen in movies for how you guys do it.
it sounds like a pain.

[commandertoolbelt]

yea, and the movies are pretty much how we’re expected to do it, too?
big, grand gestures and stuff
chocolate, flowers, balloons - the works
it makes it way complicated
and you might not even get a good response after all that!

[ghoststrums]

so wait you do all that stuff for real? even when you're not dating them?
isn't that way too much?

[commandertoolbelt]

well, you know us americans
bigger is always better