[ leo is just going to hang a little further back while he does this. he's just going to. slowly reach for something in his tool belt, on the side opposite where alphi is standing. ]
[ He stumbles back as the goose hops at him again. Its wingspan makes it look bigger than he is...
Well, he clumsily fumbles in the other direction, almost falling because uh, crutch, desperately maneuvering out of the way as it pecks at him between angry honks. ]
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commandertoolbelt) wrote2021-06-15 09:15 am
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Hey, looks like they're going for it!
[ sure enough, they are waddling up! ]
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Huh, so they are. 'Tis that easy after all.
[ They honkin', they eating. All is going well. ]
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but it's hot sauce! that he puts on a piece of bread while pretending to dip it in the milkshake. and tosses it out by alphi's feet. ]
See? I told you. It's the life hack of the year!
[ but one of them plucks up the hot sauce bread and uh
it's not happy about it
uh oh ]
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The goose is immediately riled up, flapping its wings wildly toward Alphinaud, given he's the closest person there. With a yelp, he stumbles back. ]
Wha—
What happened?!
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I don't know, man! Did you make a wrong move, or what?!
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[ He stumbles back as the goose hops at him again. Its wingspan makes it look bigger than he is...
Well, he clumsily fumbles in the other direction, almost falling because uh, crutch, desperately maneuvering out of the way as it pecks at him between angry honks. ]
It was just bread!!
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Uh, dude? I don't know what happened here, but you might want to book it. There's more coming!
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I—I shall retreat to my dorm! Gah! Shoo!
[ He nyoomin, or trying to, best he is able. ]
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Good luck, man!
[ i'm so sorry alphinaud you deserve better than this ]
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