seasonality ✦ week 5, thursday 👻

[commandertoolbelt]

[ on thursday morning, there are strange signs (except... they’re all misspelled? who did this?) pointing everyone in the direction of winter dorm. follow, and you’ll find that they lead not to the dorm itself (whose doors remain closed and locked), but around the corner of the dorm, where a nice little shack awaits.

it looks quite normal, if you ignore the torn curtains in the windows, and the way the lights flicker from inside. and there’s an odd lack of… well, anyone, as guests approach - though you may see movement out of the corner of your eyes - was there something there? you must have imagined it, because you’re definitely hearing things. the door to the shack gives a loud creak as it opens, all on its own, fog spilling out to pool around your feet. the dim lights within illuminate a nearby sign that reads:

enter if you dare.

(it's not a culture festival without a haunted house! if you’ve ever wanted to be jumpscared by all of winter dorm, now’s your chance!) ]

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[branches]

[FDJKDSFJKDSFK FUCK. He scrambles back onto his feet and hopes no one saw him? What's in here.]

Th-this is a stupid thing to do, by the way!

[steelo]

[ well! it's very foggy. that's for sure, and very dark. bluish, reddish lights every now and then seem to highlight small parts of the area so that it's not pitch black, but it's dark as shit and eerily quiet in here.

he can sort of see the outline of a table with a couple of chairs? but that's about it.

something skitters across the floor, nearby, loud enough to be heard. ]

[branches]

[HE ACTUALLY YELPS AT THAT??? So much for not being scared.]

H-hey! What was that!? That better have been one of you!

[steelo]

[ right as tsuyukusa yelps, something small skitters right over his foot where he's standing! ]

[branches]

[HE YELPS AGAIN! And jumps up onto the table.]

There better not be mice in here!!!

[steelo]

[ haha

there's a little vrrr noise and one of the red and blue lights happens to catch the path of three tiny little creatures... with big round ears.... making squeaking noises


the alpha beta and omega rat ]

[branches]

[WHO FUCKING TOLD!!! WHO GOSSIPED ABOUT TSUYUKUSA'S MOUSE FEAR!!!

Anyway Tsuyukusa grabs a chair from his table perch and throws it at them.]

[steelo]

[ TSUYUKUSA IF YOU BREAK A SINGLE THING IN THIS SHACK IM GOING TO MURDER YOU OFF SCHEDULE

anyway the rats scatter, though kind of awkwardly - much more mechanical - and the chair clatters to the ground. it as it this exact moment that something comes right up behind tsyukusa...

... though it's less to terrify (though will probably be a terrifying experience considering the timing and the person who it is using the Dad Voice) and more someone kind of pissed as he's getting grabbed right under the armpits. ]

Tsuyukusa! [ BOY

it's your big brother though he looks something like this currently ]

[branches]

[YOU LET THE VIOLENT CHILD INTO YOUR APPARENTLY VERY BREAKABLE SHACK AND SCARED HIM WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!!

But yeah between the timing and the horrifying makeup he YELLS and tries to elbow Ichiro to get free.]

GET OFF OF ME, MONSTER!!!

[steelo]

[ hilarious.

he sets tsuyukusa down and puts his hands on his hips where he's visual. too bad he's still a werewolf. ]

Dude, stop breaking our furniture. Haunted house rule number one, don't fuck up the actors. Rule number two, don't fuck up the furniture.

[ .... yea that's definitely ichiro ]

[branches]

[Well now that the rats are gone and Ichiro is here, he's no longer scared!!]

Wh-well what did you expect to happen?? I was defending myself!
[FROM MICE???]