seasonality ✦ daycare: week 6, tuesday

[commandertoolbelt]

[ well you guys asked for a party and weed brownies so here we are. leo’s made fresh brownies! they are not marked as weed brownies, and they look so innocent. they smell so delicious. have some! ]

So, while we’re waiting around with nothing to do - why don’t we have some fun? We played some games and did stargazing last week to lighten the mood, but we have a waterpark.

- And maybe we can do Wang Lu’s thing and get the new rule out of the way, while we’re at it.

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[commandertoolbelt]

No one asked?!

[ and maybe i forgot-- ]

[headsplitter]

Ohhh my fuuuuck. You're gonna take responsibility for this when we're all one stupid as hell pile, right?

[ OTHERWISE. RIP LWJ. ]

[commandertoolbelt]

Yeah, sure. I can own up to my mistakes, unlike some people!

[ YOU STUPID VOICE. ]

[headsplitter]

Who?!

[commandertoolbelt]

That jerk who keeps telling us to pick a villain and stuff!

[headsplitter]

Oh yeah. Do you think it'll eat it if we just left a plate of these things up in that hallway? What happens if you leave them in the sketchy place, you think it'll become sketchy brownies? What happens if you eat that?

[commandertoolbelt]

We could try it.

[headsplitter]

Oh.
Totally.
Fucking should.

[ One-handed fingergun. ]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ leo nods. ]

I'll make some more and leave them out there.

[ with milk chocolate this time. ]

[headsplitter]

[ What are we, summoning Take On Me Santa??? ]

It's a plan. Maybe we'll find out something.

[ They're not gonna find out SHIT. ]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ that's exactly what we're doing ]

At least we can find out if it likes brownies.

[headsplitter]

Maybe if it just starts having fun like the rest of everyone here, we won't have to do shit. All the other shit, whatever we had planned. That stuff.

[commandertoolbelt]

Yeah! Maybe it'll learn to chill out and relax, that not everything has to be so serious all the time.

Fiction 101: Drama Is Not The Only Genre.

[headsplitter]

Or you know, at least make it... funny drama. Something. I don't know TV.

[commandertoolbelt]

A dramedy!

[headsplitter]

Aaand a dramedy is?

[commandertoolbelt]

It's a show that's both comedy and drama. Best of both worlds! But hopefully less murder.

[headsplitter]

Or at least only joking fake murders?

[commandertoolbelt]

Oh.

Fakeouts.

[ nods sagely. ]

[headsplitter]

Yeah! But like, totally fake. So it doesn't stress anyone out.

[commandertoolbelt]

Totally fake! They could use the fake blood from Halloween or something.

[headsplitter]

Yep, and real stupid too. Like, death from frozen chicken. Nobody's gotta feel bad 'cause it's dumb.

[commandertoolbelt]

How do you think that works? Just a really good bonk?

[headsplitter]

A stab wound in the shape of a chicken.

[ Is he saying this with a straight face? It's hard to tell! ]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ doesn't matter because the mental image is enough to set him laughing again. ]

Okay, but - what about death by rubber chicken. Maybe they, like, suffocate in a pile of those things while they do that weird screamy thing.