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seasonality ✦ daycare: week 6, tuesday

[ well you guys asked for a party and weed brownies so here we are. leo’s made fresh brownies! they are not marked as weed brownies, and they look so innocent. they smell so delicious. have some! ]

So, while we’re waiting around with nothing to do - why don’t we have some fun? We played some games and did stargazing last week to lighten the mood, but we have a waterpark.

- And maybe we can do Wang Lu’s thing and get the new rule out of the way, while we’re at it.

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How do you think that works? Just a really good bonk?

A stab wound in the shape of a chicken.

[ Is he saying this with a straight face? It's hard to tell! ]

[ doesn't matter because the mental image is enough to set him laughing again. ]

Okay, but - what about death by rubber chicken. Maybe they, like, suffocate in a pile of those things while they do that weird screamy thing.

They do the what thing?

[ PLEASE INTRODUCE HIM TO RUBBER CHICKEN. ]

Oh my gods. You don't know. Okay, okay, just - hold on.

[ he just thinks about this in aikawa's direction lmao ]

[ He hears this. ]

Wait, what the fuck is --

[ (duck voice) UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He -- he snorts. ]

What?!

They make that noise when you squeeze them! Or if something falls on them, I guess. So if someone were to fall into a pile of them...

[ duck voice!! ]

[ IS HE MAKING THE DUCK VOICE WITH HIS OWN MOUTH. ]

Holy shit, why don't we get one of those? Shit, if only we had vouchers!

[ Snickering. ]

[ I WISH ]

Oh my gods, we could have left a ton of those in Fall!

[ missed opportunity! ]

[ He snickers. ]

Fall has an anti-grav room, imagine those things floating around in there.

What?! Man, that sounds so cool! There'd be no way to avoid hitting the chickens, though. They'd just be screaming, constantly.

Exactly.

Man, now I really wish we had vouchers over here. This is such a waste of a great idea!

Could always send it as an idea for them to do. Can't hurt to send it as a 'p.s.' note.

But who would we send that to? Someone from Fall would have to let anyone in, and I'm pretty sure Kon lost those privileges after we took their beds.

That was you? Oh, you fun-loving dorm kids and your stealing antics!

[ 'The couches... it started 'cause I - he let Claude...' ]

Who's nice enough? Maybe Caleb could be a double agent. 'Cause former Fall.

All of Winter worked together for that one. Pooled coupons and stuff for it and left some bread and a cow in their common room.

[ we didn't touch the couches, though. ]

We'd probably have better luck getting someone from another dorm in on it. They've been calling Caleb a traitor for helping us with that.

[ 'The cow... stolen idea... fucking Caleb...!' ]

Wow! The bread's a nice gift at least, wow these prank wars, so heartwarming. Maybe Spring will have a grand old time putting geese there.

[ Mind's on geese... ]

They used our bread for their maid cafe.

Maybe. Now that Claude's moved to Summer, they don't have any beef with Spring, right?

I dunno, old feelings remain? Spring Dorm is still Spring Dorm in name. Maybe Claude tainted it forever.

Ohhh, I see. In that case, Summer has also been marred forever. How could Claude do this?

Right? What a dick. [ 'Duckpile on Summer? No... they've had a lot...' ] Maybe ducks in Claude's room only.

That one would be way easier to swing. We could suggest it to Mabel? I bet she'd be on board.

Why not? Maybe she'll get a kick out of it. They could use some good, harmless laughs.

I may as well send her one again this week, you can totally hitch a letter ride.

And rubber chickens are better than a squirrel infestation.

But yeah, definitely! I have to at least say hi.

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