seasonality ✦ daycare: week 6, tuesday

[commandertoolbelt]

[ well you guys asked for a party and weed brownies so here we are. leo’s made fresh brownies! they are not marked as weed brownies, and they look so innocent. they smell so delicious. have some! ]

So, while we’re waiting around with nothing to do - why don’t we have some fun? We played some games and did stargazing last week to lighten the mood, but we have a waterpark.

- And maybe we can do Wang Lu’s thing and get the new rule out of the way, while we’re at it.

Comments

[headsplitter]

Maybe if it just starts having fun like the rest of everyone here, we won't have to do shit. All the other shit, whatever we had planned. That stuff.

[commandertoolbelt]

Yeah! Maybe it'll learn to chill out and relax, that not everything has to be so serious all the time.

Fiction 101: Drama Is Not The Only Genre.

[headsplitter]

Or you know, at least make it... funny drama. Something. I don't know TV.

[commandertoolbelt]

A dramedy!

[headsplitter]

Aaand a dramedy is?

[commandertoolbelt]

It's a show that's both comedy and drama. Best of both worlds! But hopefully less murder.

[headsplitter]

Or at least only joking fake murders?

[commandertoolbelt]

Oh.

Fakeouts.

[ nods sagely. ]

[headsplitter]

Yeah! But like, totally fake. So it doesn't stress anyone out.

[commandertoolbelt]

Totally fake! They could use the fake blood from Halloween or something.

[headsplitter]

Yep, and real stupid too. Like, death from frozen chicken. Nobody's gotta feel bad 'cause it's dumb.

[commandertoolbelt]

How do you think that works? Just a really good bonk?

[headsplitter]

A stab wound in the shape of a chicken.

[ Is he saying this with a straight face? It's hard to tell! ]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ doesn't matter because the mental image is enough to set him laughing again. ]

Okay, but - what about death by rubber chicken. Maybe they, like, suffocate in a pile of those things while they do that weird screamy thing.

[headsplitter]

They do the what thing?

[ PLEASE INTRODUCE HIM TO RUBBER CHICKEN. ]

[commandertoolbelt]

Oh my gods. You don't know. Okay, okay, just - hold on.

[ he just thinks about this in aikawa's direction lmao ]

[headsplitter]

[ He hears this. ]

Wait, what the fuck is --

[ (duck voice) UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He -- he snorts. ]

What?!

[commandertoolbelt]

They make that noise when you squeeze them! Or if something falls on them, I guess. So if someone were to fall into a pile of them...

[ duck voice!! ]

[headsplitter]

[ IS HE MAKING THE DUCK VOICE WITH HIS OWN MOUTH. ]

Holy shit, why don't we get one of those? Shit, if only we had vouchers!

[ Snickering. ]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ I WISH ]

Oh my gods, we could have left a ton of those in Fall!

[ missed opportunity! ]

[headsplitter]

[ He snickers. ]

Fall has an anti-grav room, imagine those things floating around in there.

[commandertoolbelt]

What?! Man, that sounds so cool! There'd be no way to avoid hitting the chickens, though. They'd just be screaming, constantly.

[headsplitter]

Exactly.

[commandertoolbelt]

Man, now I really wish we had vouchers over here. This is such a waste of a great idea!

[headsplitter]

Could always send it as an idea for them to do. Can't hurt to send it as a 'p.s.' note.