seasonality ✦ daycare: week 6, tuesday

[commandertoolbelt]

[ well you guys asked for a party and weed brownies so here we are. leo’s made fresh brownies! they are not marked as weed brownies, and they look so innocent. they smell so delicious. have some! ]

So, while we’re waiting around with nothing to do - why don’t we have some fun? We played some games and did stargazing last week to lighten the mood, but we have a waterpark.

- And maybe we can do Wang Lu’s thing and get the new rule out of the way, while we’re at it.

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[battling]

You should eat some once we get back... Or ask one of the dorm heads for it.

[headsplitter]

Ughhh. Whatever. Maybe...!

[battling]

Truth.

[headsplitter]

Who the hell would you kiss in this place?

[ Because everyone keeps asking about kissing so it's all that comes to his mind. ]

[battling]

What, in the daycare? Nobody. None of you are my type.

[headsplitter]

You gotta pick. Them's the rules, apparently. [ Byleth decreed. ]

[battling]

[Absolutely nobody.]

... Mister Monster?

[ercnerd]

[From his spot in the daycare, Sieghart shouts all too proudly:]

That's right! That's me!

[battling]

That's you!

[headsplitter]

Wait, what the fuck? Why is he Mister Monster?

[battling]

Cause his ID had him call himself a monster. So he's Mr. Monster now.

[headsplitter]

Your nicknames... suck!

[battling]

I didn't ask!

[Shut up!]

[headsplitter]

I don't need to be asked, this is an independent thought!

[battling]

Whatever, pick one.

[ercnerd]

[Returning a moment later with a pair of large shorts, Sieghart kneels down on the ground while Bradley is engaged and reaches for one of the latter's ankles.]

[battling]

[I'm very sorry, but Bradley's first instinct is to kick him.]

[ercnerd]

[Sieghart is too high to dodge, so the kick bowls him over with an abrupt ah on his end. He hauls himself upright with an all too amused look.]

. . . I have to put these on you for a dare!

[battling]

Who fuckin' dared ya that?

[ercnerd]

Aikawa.

[Sieghart does not know what pantsing means.]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ claps him on the shoulder. ]

Congratulations!

[ercnerd]

[He beams at Leo.]

Thanks!

[That's me! The monster who got everyone killed!]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ ...concerning, but that's probably none of my business. ]

You're welcome! How do you feel about therapy?

[ercnerd]

[He pauses to look at Leo, then all but chokes on his own laughter like he's heard the best joke of all time.]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ the thoughts are pleased. sieg laughed! ]