seasonality ✦ daycare: week 6, tuesday

[commandertoolbelt]

[ well you guys asked for a party and weed brownies so here we are. leo’s made fresh brownies! they are not marked as weed brownies, and they look so innocent. they smell so delicious. have some! ]

So, while we’re waiting around with nothing to do - why don’t we have some fun? We played some games and did stargazing last week to lighten the mood, but we have a waterpark.

- And maybe we can do Wang Lu’s thing and get the new rule out of the way, while we’re at it.

Comments

[heartlands]

Are you questioning my basic self control...

[headsplitter]

...







Maybe.

[heartlands]

[AFFRONTED GASP]

[headsplitter]

That's right, I said it! And now it's leaning closer to a 'no'!

[heartlands]

[STUFFS ANOTHER BROWNIE IN HIS MOUTH]

I know exactly what my limits are!

[headsplitter]

[ It feels like trying to handle a dog that's eaten grass it shouldn't have. ]

Stop shoving more of them in your mouth hole! Stop being spiteful! I thought you were kind!

[heartlands]

I'm kind to everyone who doesn't tell me I have poor self control to my face! Apologize and I'll think about it!

[headsplitter]

You literally just spite-ate another thing of the thing I told you not to eat immediately after I said you shouldn't!

[heartlands]

You haven't even finished one, have you? It's not like we're going to run out, that was only my second.

[headsplitter]

I've eaten a few pieces! I'm a big eater!

[ Which, the effects are starting to kick in at this point. He maybe regrets being a big eater but he's sure Leo wouldn't have poisoned their asses, he's just in the 'oh god' mode. ]

Meanwhile, you're just so very small and skinny!

[heartlands]

What does that have to do with anything?! If you're saying I'm too skinny, shouldn't I eat more?

[headsplitter]

No! It's like how bigger people can drink better than smaller people! You know what? Eat all the brownies you want but if you're feeling sick later, I hold: noooo responsibility!