funny you should ask turns out past me invented this instant party button with confetti and a disco ball and everything so yeah i think i can do parties
[ Indentured servant here! Mafuyu doesn't know where Leo lives, so instead, she proceeds to attempt breaking into his school locker early Thursday morning to shove a glitter bomb inside. Regardless of which she succeeds or gets caught, the attempt was there and if she can't get into his locker, she'll just chuck the bomb at the door and cover half the hallway in glitter and also herself, probably. ]
[ you know, he really shouldn’t be surprised. eren has a knack for destroying his favorite car, or at least for parking it in the wrong place at the wrong time ]
[ okay so that is pretty weird. but it’s high school, these things happen, so whatever. it’s not until he sees mafuyu that leo puts two and two together and he just. cracks up at the sight of her, right there in the hall. ]
[ Ohhhh, she heard that laughter and whips her head right around, recognizing Leo from sometimes going to school once in a while. She looks affronted, but not so much because of the mess of glitter or being laughed at as she strides up to him. ]
You!! You know how much trouble you put me through if you mess with Pitou?!
okay maybe i don’t have any room to talk here but what kind of monsters were you seeing out there dude? i don’t even know if i can fix that but if i do and you go and destroy it next month too then i'm installing armor
[ The instant she starts coming his way, Leo puts his hands in the air as a sign of surrender, but the sincerity of it is undermined by the fact he is still laughing. She looks ridiculous?? ]
So are you supposed to be the indentured servant, or what?
Puns in general are terrible. I'd have kicked your ass if I were in Pitou's place.
[ She stops right in front of him, the thought of just going ahead and kicking his ass anyways not quite out of mind yet, but she has to remember not to fight everybody's battles for them. Even if glitter bombing sort of counts. ]
Anyways, yeah, I'm the indentured servant. More like a coffee gofer most days though.
[ like. like a transformer. leo if this is true he will just ]
i was patrolling to help people out, so. a lot. the one that wrecked the car was a flying dog, with a sword. it was trying to attack the person with me. i saw a giant robot, a thorn monster, someone’s mom, and doctors going after people. the only one that went for me was..... me, as a kid.
[ Probably, but she waves her hands impatiently, as if slapping away the question to go back to that point he can't just casually mention like that and expect her to ignore it. ]
Who the fuck set you on fire?! ...Did you set you on fire?
[ someone should """"accidentally"""" give eren a weed brownie one day just so he can rant about the pros of having a transformer and why his car should become one. ]
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