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[ ............. yep that answers that. leo's been abducted by aliens and replaced by a pod person. ]

yyyyyyeah he is

[ of course. of course. ]

uh huh
so what did he say to convince you to go along with this

you'd think he'd be trying to convince me otherwise tbh

[ you know, being irl siblings and all ]

he doesn't pay me enough for this ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

he's actually paying you for this?

[ well that's dedication i guess but it makes the whole thing even more stupid. futaba would probably do it just for fun. ]

i'm lucky he pays me at all!!

[ somewhere in the world, justice sneezes instead ]

it's absolutely nowhere near enough to convince me to be an alien for a weekend.

last i checked no one needed to pay you to act like an alien for a weekend

no those are my days off

did you get a summer job when i wasn't looking

[ while he was avoiding you again ]

or does going along with dante's pranks qualify

i work with dante??? or did you forget all about that too?

[ how else did she bond with your brother over talking shit ]

did you hit your head or did you accidentally find the portal to an alternate reality??
?????????????

good question
i bet someone at retrospec is playing the twilight zone theme as we speak

they keep breaking things more than they keep it working!!!!
what an awful app i hate this

so how many times have you thought about the twilight zone theme so far

tell me about it
i don't want to be related to dante

too freaking many

weirder to think of you not related tbh

the real question is are you the au or are we the au or are we just aus in a third au

[ WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER ]

[ cringes why would you say that ]

trying to figure that out is just going to give me a headache
i’d settle for knowing what’s different

[ if she's being dragged down a conspiracy spiral she's taking you with her. ]

well the obvious bits aside
do we just go down the timeline and compare notes?? 20 questions??

[ this is his life now i guess. ]

that'd be more productive than literally any other conversation i've had about this so far

[ everyone else has been USELESS. except maybe eren. he can stay. but uh. where to start. ]

so... are we still in the same class?

[ That’s because none of them can really say they’ve been waiting their entire life for this moment ]

Of course!!!!

[ Oh shit now she has to think of questions though]

Did we still blow up the science lab?

every time we had a hands-on assignment until they banned us from the lab?
you bet

[ at least some things are about the same. he's still going to dance around the other question in the back of his mind, though. ]

so you work for dante
that's new
what do you do for him?

That room will never be the same (*´艸`*)

[ It’s not dithering, it’s easing themselves into hard hitting questions ]

With Dante!! with!!!
we’re the sound crew for Polly

have you met Polly before??

now it'll just have to suffer in lameness for all eternity

[ well he's not going to bring it up if she doesn't ]

it's weird to me that he works at all
and no
do they want a cracker

you say this like it's going to stop us

[ don't rely on her!!!! ]

???
really????
it's weirder to think of him not
you should tell me all about it

and
polly probably does tbh

NO NOT THAT POLLY
Apollo!! You know, the singer?

like we can’t find something way cooler to do than they could ever think of

[ l a u g h s ]

you say that but the dante i know is rich and never worked a day in his life
like, he drives an audi
custom add-ons and all
and he’s just my client, not my brother

[ even though they kind of act like brothers anyway but WE’RE NOT DISCUSSING THAT ]

apollo
like
the god?
that apollo?

i’m sure we can nbd
………
but that’s weird tho
it’s like he got the pod person au

are there more weird darkside aus??

and no? i don’t think he is at least
don't tell me the god sings death metal too
it's justice!!

[ insert a yt link or something here ]

from where i’m standing you’re the pod people
dante’s even, like, polite here
and his sense of humor’s busted
my dante would be pissed at how this messes with his whole brand

probably?
who do you want to know about

[ is it bad leo kind of wants to ask about who they think he’s supposed to be in the twilight zone ]

no idea, i don’t know if i’d have ever met the guy
can you imagine a greek god doing that scream singing though
i bet they’d throw some insane concerts

[ give him a minute while he checks this out ]

okay yeah, no, i have no idea who this is
should i know them

maybe the real pod people are the friends we made along the way
dante??? really??????
at least you've got tons of blackmail now

idk dante's already weird. is there anyone else who's like the total opposite???
you know.
for reasons.

[ emoji eyes @ her the phone. she's waiting for for him to ask t b h ]

i'm sure it'd be earth shattering

huh
your pod person has definitely dropped by to see us at practice before. i wonder where the path would have diverged for that....

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