I mean, if you want to make this a real experiment, you'd give them all three. A little bread, a little milkshake, a little milkshake bread. Let them decide.
Oh, of course. I do wonder if that's the key to truly getting on their good side... Many rile them up, but there has to be a way to pacify them, as well.
[ tears off a couple chunks of bread, dips them into the milkshake, and tosses it down! one or two pieces probably land a little closer to alphi than necessary, but it's fine! they're befriending the geese! ]
And now we wait!
[ seems like the geese have taken notice though! maybe one will wander over soon... ]
[ leo is just going to hang a little further back while he does this. he's just going to. slowly reach for something in his tool belt, on the side opposite where alphi is standing. ]
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commandertoolbelt) wrote2021-06-15 09:15 am
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You know, there are many around who would have use for your secret geese befriending techniques.
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No kidding! What has everyone even been doing to make the geese hate them so badly? Just let them live, bribe them once in a while, and you're golden.
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They like getting food, though. It's, like, the easiest trick in the book.
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I suppose... now I've found myself pondering upon whether they would enjoy one of these.
[ so, let's go ]
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[ off we gooooo ]
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[ I'm assuming the little moat is where the geese hang, anyway. ]
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off to the moat then!! leo is arriving with milkshake and a couple pieces of bread wrapped in napkins. ]
Alright, let's do this! What do you think, should we try the milkshake bread first?
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[ tears off a couple chunks of bread, dips them into the milkshake, and tosses it down! one or two pieces probably land a little closer to alphi than necessary, but it's fine! they're befriending the geese! ]
And now we wait!
[ seems like the geese have taken notice though! maybe one will wander over soon... ]
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But here comes a few pairs of honk honks, waddling over... They seem to have taken notice of the bread. ]
... Looking at it like this, it hardly appears appetizing at all.
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That's because we aren't geese. Let them judge for themselves, man! They've got strong opinions and we should respect that.
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[ He breaks off another piece of bread, but, just to see if they favor one over the other, Alphinaud drops a non-milkshakey piece onto the grass. ]
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Hey, looks like they're going for it!
[ sure enough, they are waddling up! ]
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Huh, so they are. 'Tis that easy after all.
[ They honkin', they eating. All is going well. ]
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but it's hot sauce! that he puts on a piece of bread while pretending to dip it in the milkshake. and tosses it out by alphi's feet. ]
See? I told you. It's the life hack of the year!
[ but one of them plucks up the hot sauce bread and uh
it's not happy about it
uh oh ]
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The goose is immediately riled up, flapping its wings wildly toward Alphinaud, given he's the closest person there. With a yelp, he stumbles back. ]
Wha—
What happened?!
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I don't know, man! Did you make a wrong move, or what?!
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