seasonality ✦ alphinaud

[commandertoolbelt]

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[arcsplainist]

[ It's fine as long as they're not antagonizing them, right.

But here comes a few pairs of honk honks, waddling over... They seem to have taken notice of the bread. ]

... Looking at it like this, it hardly appears appetizing at all.

[commandertoolbelt]

[ in theory, but the geese have mysterious ideas on what qualifies as "antagonizing." ]

That's because we aren't geese. Let them judge for themselves, man! They've got strong opinions and we should respect that.

[arcsplainist]

Well... If you insist.

[ He breaks off another piece of bread, but, just to see if they favor one over the other, Alphinaud drops a non-milkshakey piece onto the grass. ]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ leo is just going to hang a little further back while he does this. he's just going to. slowly reach for something in his tool belt, on the side opposite where alphi is standing. ]

Hey, looks like they're going for it!

[ sure enough, they are waddling up! ]

[arcsplainist]

[ He's just here, feeding geese... ]

Huh, so they are. 'Tis that easy after all.

[ They honkin', they eating. All is going well. ]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ me here dreading this because i don't want to be mean to alphi

but it's hot sauce! that he puts on a piece of bread while pretending to dip it in the milkshake. and tosses it out by alphi's feet. ]

See? I told you. It's the life hack of the year!

[ but one of them plucks up the hot sauce bread and uh

it's not happy about it

uh oh ]

[arcsplainist]

[ Or is it a life hack.

The goose is immediately riled up, flapping its wings wildly toward Alphinaud, given he's the closest person there. With a yelp, he stumbles back. ]

Wha—

What happened?!

[commandertoolbelt]

[ leo is immediately backing out of the way ]

I don't know, man! Did you make a wrong move, or what?!

[arcsplainist]

I—I didn't—augh!

[ He stumbles back as the goose hops at him again. Its wingspan makes it look bigger than he is...

Well, he clumsily fumbles in the other direction, almost falling because uh, crutch, desperately maneuvering out of the way as it pecks at him between angry honks. ]

It was just bread!!

[commandertoolbelt]

[ now the other geese are getting riled up too?! geese solidarity! they know a war cry when they see it! ]

Uh, dude? I don't know what happened here, but you might want to book it. There's more coming!

[arcsplainist]

[ geese noooooooo...... ]

I—I shall retreat to my dorm! Gah! Shoo!

[ He nyoomin, or trying to, best he is able. ]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ just shouting after alphi as he heads in the opposite direction, i guess? ]

Good luck, man!

[ i'm so sorry alphinaud you deserve better than this ]

[arcsplainist]

[ no he doesn't ]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ STOP DON'T SAY THAT ALPHI DESERVES THE WORLD ]