seasonality ✦ week 5, thursday 👻

[commandertoolbelt]

[ on thursday morning, there are strange signs (except... they’re all misspelled? who did this?) pointing everyone in the direction of winter dorm. follow, and you’ll find that they lead not to the dorm itself (whose doors remain closed and locked), but around the corner of the dorm, where a nice little shack awaits.

it looks quite normal, if you ignore the torn curtains in the windows, and the way the lights flicker from inside. and there’s an odd lack of… well, anyone, as guests approach - though you may see movement out of the corner of your eyes - was there something there? you must have imagined it, because you’re definitely hearing things. the door to the shack gives a loud creak as it opens, all on its own, fog spilling out to pool around your feet. the dim lights within illuminate a nearby sign that reads:

enter if you dare.

(it's not a culture festival without a haunted house! if you’ve ever wanted to be jumpscared by all of winter dorm, now’s your chance!) ]

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[sawboned]

[at the end, as they go to leave, there's a....really low effort ghost with too many eyes?

it's just standing there, still and staring in their direction]

Booooooo........

[ghoststrums]

[ since this is at the end of their jumpscare adventures allegedly: ]

Shut the fuck up I'm going to kill you!

[ exasperated screeching of someone who has been scared too many times and can't take it anymore ]

[goalsides]

[unfortunately, he's busy laughing in the face of yamato's distress in addition to this discount ghost. ]

Booooo to you, too.

[sawboned]

[from under the sheet, the sound of a chainsaw being rip-started]

VRRMM BRUM-BRUM-BRRRRRRRRR

[the chainsaw emerges from underneath

the sheet ghost charges]

[ghoststrums]

[ SCREAMING ]

DENJI THAT'S A REAL CHAINSAW YOU ASSHOLE!

[ grabbing taichi so they can run off ]

[goalsides]

[yeah he stops laughing and yells about the same time: ]

DENJI WHAT THE FUCK?

[YEAH THEY ARE RUNNING, BYE!! ]

[sawboned]

[vroom vroom my dudes! he chases them for a bit until caleb or someone calls him back

they may or may not have noticed the chain's been removed]