seasonality ✦ daycare: week 6, tuesday

[commandertoolbelt]

[ well you guys asked for a party and weed brownies so here we are. leo’s made fresh brownies! they are not marked as weed brownies, and they look so innocent. they smell so delicious. have some! ]

So, while we’re waiting around with nothing to do - why don’t we have some fun? We played some games and did stargazing last week to lighten the mood, but we have a waterpark.

- And maybe we can do Wang Lu’s thing and get the new rule out of the way, while we’re at it.

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[divineimpulse]

[byleth climbs on a chair a little unsteadily, totally soaked to the bone, and claps her hands unrhythmically for a minute. then she pauses.]

I think.

I think we were all cursed.

Tell me your theories.

[she looks VERY cheerful about it, though.]

[battling]

... The dirt.

[Bradley is straight up just floating in the pool.]

[divineimpulse]

Dirt...

[she steps down from the chair and

throws herself, fully clothed, into the pool]

[battling]

[This makes complete and utter sense to him.]

[heartlands]

[thinking... thinking very hard and very slowly... and then, seriously:]

This... does not seem like a common reaction to stress...

[divineimpulse]

Maybe we got memed.

Like the Beaufa.

[heartlands]

Oh no... How do we unmeme ourselves...

[divineimpulse]

We beaufa these... nuts?

[she looks confused.]

I don't think I did it right.

[heartlands]

We can... We can figure this out together.

[he's trying so hard not to laugh]

[branches]

[Shouting from the pool;]

Memes are just unfunny internet jokes!

[commandertoolbelt]

[ his thoughts are just 100% gremlin laughter at this point ]

Or maybe... maybe they lied to us. Maybe this is the real Tuesday effect.

[divineimpulse]

[with complete and utter conviction:]

Oh, no.

Tuesday.

[commandertoolbelt]

Tuesday.

...We could probably make it better with tacos. Tacoooooo Tuesday.

[divineimpulse]

[suddenly byleth looks really just

sad]

I don't know what a taco is...

[commandertoolbelt]

Do you remember the nachos and queso I made you? It's like that, but... more portable?

[heartlands]

Taco...?

[headsplitter]

[ You know what, because he's so much bigger than the rest of you it gets to kick him way later for him. So he's just staring at you fools from over here where he's still eating, like. ]

All of you are so not okay.

[divineimpulse]

[with surprising accuracy for someone two brownies deep, she shoots aikawa with another jet of water, and gently topples off her chair]

[headsplitter]

[ Whoa there!

Okay, so he's going to do two things. Most important is that he's going to catch her, thank you. The second is that he's going to confiscate that water gun from her hands. ]

-- Byleth, you gotta knock that shit off!

[divineimpulse]

[she lets him catch her, and just sort of. lays in his arms cheerfully, unhindered by her lack of weapon.]

You're still not in a bathing suit...

[wtfox]

[she still has not had any of the brownies

she's just lounging in the water, thinking amused thoughts and conveniently getting a song stuck in her head when byleth crowdsources for theories on why everyone's acting so weird.]

[commandertoolbelt]

Hey! I said I'm not a Vulcan!

[wtfox]

It's a song, don't worry about it!

[divineimpulse]

[she's just clapping to the beat.]

[wtfox]

Nice rhythm!