seasonality ✦ daycare: week 6, tuesday

[commandertoolbelt]

[ well you guys asked for a party and weed brownies so here we are. leo’s made fresh brownies! they are not marked as weed brownies, and they look so innocent. they smell so delicious. have some! ]

So, while we’re waiting around with nothing to do - why don’t we have some fun? We played some games and did stargazing last week to lighten the mood, but we have a waterpark.

- And maybe we can do Wang Lu’s thing and get the new rule out of the way, while we’re at it.

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[heartlands]

I've never been better, actually! Well, no, I have, but you get what I mean. Wow...

[headsplitter]

...

[ Looks into the camera like he's in the Office. Then back at Rupert. ]

Are you drunk?

[heartlands]

No. I felt distinctly different when I was drunk.

[headsplitter]

Then you're high???

[ LOOKS AT THE BROWNIE IN HIS HAND. LOOKS AT LEO. ]

[heartlands]

...No, I'm standing on the ground like everyone else.

[headsplitter]

That's not what I meant! You know what -- lay off on the brownies for a bit. [ DON'T EAT TOO MUCH WEEDS. ]

[heartlands]

But I like brownies!

[headsplitter]

You can still like them!

[heartlands]

Then why can't I eat them?

[headsplitter]

'Cause you might, uh, you might eat too much and your stomach might be unhappy!

[heartlands]

Are you questioning my basic self control...

[headsplitter]

...







Maybe.

[heartlands]

[AFFRONTED GASP]

[headsplitter]

That's right, I said it! And now it's leaning closer to a 'no'!

[heartlands]

[STUFFS ANOTHER BROWNIE IN HIS MOUTH]

I know exactly what my limits are!

[commandertoolbelt]

[ leo waves! hi! ]

[headsplitter]

[ COMES OVER AND BONKS HIM LIGHTLY OVER THE HEAD. ]

Oi! Were you gonna say anything!

[ He doesn't actually care Leo just weeded up the whole gy, he's only disappointed it wasn't mentioned. ]

[commandertoolbelt]

No one asked?!

[ and maybe i forgot-- ]

[headsplitter]

Ohhh my fuuuuck. You're gonna take responsibility for this when we're all one stupid as hell pile, right?

[ OTHERWISE. RIP LWJ. ]

[commandertoolbelt]

Yeah, sure. I can own up to my mistakes, unlike some people!

[ YOU STUPID VOICE. ]

[headsplitter]

Who?!

[commandertoolbelt]

That jerk who keeps telling us to pick a villain and stuff!

[headsplitter]

Oh yeah. Do you think it'll eat it if we just left a plate of these things up in that hallway? What happens if you leave them in the sketchy place, you think it'll become sketchy brownies? What happens if you eat that?

[commandertoolbelt]

We could try it.

[headsplitter]

Oh.
Totally.
Fucking should.

[ One-handed fingergun. ]