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Leo Valdez

Out being awesome.

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[alitaba]

[ who???? ]

no???

[commandertoolbelt]

[ oh no ]

then who are you talking about

[alitaba]

[ ... LEO R U OK ]

Elliot????? my big brother?????
or did you forget about our [ incredibly awkward ] field trip bonding already???

[commandertoolbelt]

what?
i mean no of course i remember that

[ unfortunately ]

but you guys didn't seem all that close

[ sure elliot was nice to everyone but that was like a general being-friendly-to-your-teammates thing right?? ]

[alitaba]

[ ??????????????????????????????????? what the fuc ]

just because he's my half brother???????????? r u d e

[commandertoolbelt]

he's your what
since when??

[alitaba]

since always????????
idk whenever dad had his other marriage

i thought i told you all about that??

[commandertoolbelt]

you have a dad now too?

[ WHAT'S GOING ON ]

[alitaba]

[ do you know how hard she's squinting at her phone right now ]

two dads even.
i know you've met uncle matt and uncle foggy before, leo

[commandertoolbelt]

[ ah. so that's where his patience ends.

because honestly - the chances of futaba suddenly forgetting akira, being elliot's half-sister, and having two dads, one of whom is their teacher from school? slim to none. ]

oh, sure
and dante is my brother right?

[ he is done with this ]

[alitaba]

[ ............. yep that answers that. leo's been abducted by aliens and replaced by a pod person. ]

yyyyyyeah he is

[commandertoolbelt]

[ of course. of course. ]

uh huh
so what did he say to convince you to go along with this

[alitaba]

you'd think he'd be trying to convince me otherwise tbh

[ you know, being irl siblings and all ]

he doesn't pay me enough for this ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

[commandertoolbelt]

he's actually paying you for this?

[ well that's dedication i guess but it makes the whole thing even more stupid. futaba would probably do it just for fun. ]

[alitaba]

i'm lucky he pays me at all!!

[ somewhere in the world, justice sneezes instead ]

it's absolutely nowhere near enough to convince me to be an alien for a weekend.

[commandertoolbelt]

last i checked no one needed to pay you to act like an alien for a weekend

[alitaba]

no those are my days off

[commandertoolbelt]

did you get a summer job when i wasn't looking

[ while he was avoiding you again ]

or does going along with dante's pranks qualify

[alitaba]

i work with dante??? or did you forget all about that too?

[ how else did she bond with your brother over talking shit ]

did you hit your head or did you accidentally find the portal to an alternate reality??
?????????????

[commandertoolbelt]

good question
i bet someone at retrospec is playing the twilight zone theme as we speak

[alitaba]

they keep breaking things more than they keep it working!!!!
what an awful app i hate this





so how many times have you thought about the twilight zone theme so far

[commandertoolbelt]

tell me about it
i don't want to be related to dante

too freaking many

[alitaba]

weirder to think of you not related tbh

the real question is are you the au or are we the au or are we just aus in a third au

[ WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER ]

[commandertoolbelt]

[ cringes why would you say that ]

trying to figure that out is just going to give me a headache
i’d settle for knowing what’s different

[alitaba]

[ if she's being dragged down a conspiracy spiral she's taking you with her. ]

well the obvious bits aside
do we just go down the timeline and compare notes?? 20 questions??